If I never hear another 60-year old white man quote Vince Lombardi in a business meeting... that will be absolutely fine.

Please, in the name of all that is holy, read another book.

I feel that Tom Holland will appreciate this one:

Best names for the @ symbol from various languages:

8. Alpha twirl (Norwegian)
7. Strudel (Hebrew)
6. Cinnamon roll (Swedish)
5. Little duck (Greek)
4. Monkey bracket (German)
3. Meow sign (Finnish)
2. Moon’s ear (Kazakh)
1. The ‘at’ symbol (English, the language of Shakespeare)

Participating in quite possibly the most 'single, white 40-year old lady' activity I have ever participated in...

About to go pick up my Target order of La Croix and cat food while listening to Green Day and wearing a chunky knit cardigan.

When I am elected to by the next president of the United States, I will use eminent domain to turn every sitting congressman’s house into an arbys. The American people need the meats

Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man

I never understood the idea that people deconstruct to justify sexual sin. I’ve been around churches almost all my life and people just be sexin with no justification.

When Christians want to justify sin, they just start Southern Baptist Conventions & keep trafficking humans.

it's funny how im always like 'i love living in a walkable neighborhood and doing free, humble things like walking to the store' but since rent here costs a billion dollars, i just walked four blocks to buy what's effectively a $82 cupcake

'baby steps of bravery are still bravery'

she said to herself and to anyone else who needs to hear that today

Lord of the Rings healthy masculinity

it's funny cuz it's...

why is today annoying?

the only way to build up muscle memory is to do the hard version of the things that I want to be easy and habitual... ugh

it is both encouraging and annoying that I know this to be true

This picture distresses me because it (willfully?) does not understand it's own proximity to power and I don't know how to fully be myself while resisting the urge to slap the stupid hats off this picture. Also, I am jealous of this picture's proximity to power. I am an enigma.

She’s everything. He’s just Ken.

Another dominant win in the 800 free by Ledecky Saturday gave her 16 individual gold medals at the World Championships, breaking a tie with Phelps for the most all-time. wapo.st/3OlwUJQ

Cleaning out and shredding the contents of an old filing cabinet (not really even that old) and it's full of tiny baby spiders. Grossest thing I've been a part of in a while.

Help! Send cheerful gifs!

Vulnerable humans need protection in every human system. There is no system so godly that this is not true. Vulnerable ones need a voice, yet they’re easily discounted by virtue of their vulnerability.

Thank you, what a sweet reminder this is. This month is being especially difficult to me.

I gotta quit accidentally making up words...

Wordle 753 4/6*

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