One last 🎶doot doot🎶 on the way out of MacArthur. Farewell, First Fleet! BART

Someone has to say it: Tide pens DON’T WORK. I have never had a stain a Tide pen didn’t make 10x worse.

I bought a biography of Judy Garland at the thrift store.

Opened it to this.

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Every time I see Sam all I can think is “I’m so glad you didn’t get in that submersible” #jeopardy

I love the discussion underneath this. I was so afraid it was gonna be a bunch of “(scoff) You don’t KNOW Fleetwood Mac’s 1977 landmark album Rumours?” bros but everyone’s just so excited to welcome her to the fandom. More of this pls!!!

.Amy Schneider do the cats have an IG account?? #Jeopardy

When you’re getting ready to leave for an eye appointment and it sinks in that you’re about a half hour away from this

Ok so I’m a huuuuuge Call the Midwife stan and god every time one of them very conspicuously goes “Well NOW that we have the NATIONAL HEALTH your treatment won’t cost a penny!” my American ass is just like 🫠🥴😩

For years I’ve thought about writing about Cabaret, the way darkness and tragedy stalks throughout the storyline, and how that’s been paved over by Liza Minnelli Liza-ing all over the place in the film version. Someone else took care of that for me. vanityfair.com/style/cabaret-…

The Masonic, but only because my little Toyota can’t handle that scary-ass hill leading up to it

When the bridge starts building and you feel the serotonin swelling up.......😊😊😊

Just signed up for Walk MS SF! I'm not gonna go super hard on fundraising this year because to be totally honest it's a lot of behind-the-scenes work and I have two jobs already. BUT I'd really appreciate a donation, and I know my mom would too. events.nationalmssociety.org/participant/48…

There's a California version of this where we are so lazy with our consonants we skip over letters entirely. San Jose becomes Sanozay. Sacramento = Sacrmenno or even Sacmenno.

Random memory of when I was in weight watchers aaaages ago and the meeting theme one day was about how we’ve all gone through things harder than weight loss (problematic framing in and of itself) and my meeting leader’s example was being kidnapped as a child?!?????

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Local musicians: We want you to play Bach in BART stations! 🎼

Bach in the Subways is a global celebration of Johann Sebastian Bach that invites musicians to play Bach in public spaces, like BART stations.

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I heard someone say Twitter is nothing but losers and old people so congratulations everybody.