In Harry Potter they used a hat.

This is a shout out to the Instant Pot Brands Customer Care Team. Fantastic service on a 3yo appliance that is long out of warranty and was damaged by my own negligence.
Thank You

Is there a intro level course for republicans for stepping on their own dicks? Or is it a given if you claim to be republican.

Gov Noem shoots dogs and goats.
MTG shoots her toes.

Marjorie
Asshole
Greene
Asshole

It’s May 1, 2024,
#TrumpsFloridaAbortionBan
has begun.

What is happening in Florida
and in more than 20 states across the country is unacceptable.

And yet Trump says he will go further.
He must be stopped.
Vote ONLY for Democrats ⬆️&⬇️the ballot.

Whenever I see a head shot of some random white guy on twitter, I think, is this a dem that just won an election or another republican, church going pedophile.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen Hey peeps, I’m sharing this here on Brian’s tweet because I’m fighting cancer and trying to reach as many as possible. Any help, even a QT/RT is greatly appreciated. #FuckCancer gofund.me/7828d7df

When are the people insuring fox going to wake up?

donnie demands the gag order be lifted.

In related news the Ayatollahtrumpola demands to be reinstated as president, declared winner of the Masters, single, and 6'3' and 215 lbs. also bulletproof.

Fox News is nothing more than The National Enquirer with audio.

If you agree with Barack,
and want more blue friends,
I would ask you, please
to follow me,
to share this,
and to like it;

I will follow you back, and boost you this week, my dear #resister friends 😳🙂💙🌹💙💙🌊🌈💚🕊🌎🐝☕️🙏
#ifb
#StrongerTogether

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

Hey Siri.
Where's the closest gravel pit to Mar A Lago?

trump is untrainable too.

RT if you’ve never shot an “untrainable” puppy.

This is Poppy. She steals food, eats shoes and tv remotes, hogs the sofa, chases birds and squirrels, won’t come when called, and barks at everything. And I love her with all my heart 💜 and will do anything to keep her safe, happy and healthy. Hug your fur babies!

Here's a headline I want to see.
TRUMP CHOKES ON PECKER

'S testimony.