How many people actually have their own teeth still

Just sneezed mid-mouthwash, what a bloody mess

Craig Forsyth has stolen a living at Derby County for 7 years

Good god local news is boring

It looks so boring riding a horse on the road

Stop posting pictures of take away coffee cups

Footballers are too skinny

Liverpool are shit

Word virtual needs banning

Is the primary reason to become vegan, to be healthier?

Love that Bamford interview

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

So Burnley do the unthinkable and Barnsley get the credit lol

Is someone holding up a sheet for Phil Foden to read his replies off

It’s actually mad how wank 2020 has been

The MasterChef final is full of wholesome people this year

Aged a year but hardly gained any new memories

Anyone wanna go gym

That’s goal of the month sorted

You know your attempt at Movember is pathetic when you show your Mum and she just laughs and then says “I could do better”