8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.

Extremely Fucking Hyper CHiked The Fuck Up RIght now. Fuck it.

Cash Star.

Real schizo posting hours

Who’s gonna tell him?

Him and Jon have spiritually linked and he's using his energy to heal jons hangover. #fishtanklive

FlamencoTV 'If only you knew how bad things really were'.

Jake Shields Im fatphobic

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I will not sleep until I burn every koala’s home down like a Vietnam flashback !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Federal Reserve , congrats on losing all credibility with markets. These swap lines are a complete joke. Providing more casino chips to the degenerate gamblers. It’s astonishing.

#FreeFroggyFresh

#NSWvotes I’m proud to announce that my years of policy choices and leadership has directly led to this labour win.

A lot of people are asking how I plan to look out for nsw, to which I say: if I wanted to look out for wales, I’d perv your mom changing.

I will commit war crimes against japan for anime

who firebombed friendlyjordies?
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