David Dunn's Rabona has its penalty equivalent.

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Cesare 'David' Casadei.

Correction: James Milner, too. He survives from 2010, too.

Everton have problems, but they also have a squad that ought to be playing far better. Feels like the points deductions has somehow been a convenient diversion from how rotten they have been.

Cole Palmer: bought by the game's worst buyers. Sold by the game's best buyers. Funny old game.

Ashley Young and Danny Welbeck the only two England Euro 2012 squad members still playing Premier League football. Two of the goalies play for Celtic and Rangers.

Coachella: At least you didn’t need to listen to the music at Fyre.

“Funny how City have an easier run-in,” says TalkSPORT caller, an Arsenal fan. Did Abu Dhabi fix it so they play West Ham home five times over?

“He’s the man who’s got the best music, Mark Goodier, Mark Goodier.”

Lot of complaints about the Grand National (not from me) but to this viewer - and losing punter - the racing at Aintree over three days was just as good as four days at Cheltenham. High-class horses, at it. Seven Barrows in form, too.

“This one’s called Five Red Stripes For A Fiver.”

'Well, actually....'

North London Never.

Declan Rice has had a couple of ''ave it' moments here. Just getting it launched in Stevie G diag style. But with little success.

Adam Wharton again, the coolest player amid all that Anfield chaos. Ice in his veins, and an almost Scholes-like eye for a pass.

Quite nice to see Martin Tyler featured in that Sky segue. I'm an admirer of Peter Drury but Tyler was the voice for so long.

Oh, Ange. I hate that sad look in your eyes.

Future Islands - that unforgettable Letterman appearance #Totp