I’m sure the Queen’s last words to Liz Truss were ‘I can’t believe it’s come to this’.

Go on then. I dare you

The excitement of 0.1% growth. Can just feel the new dawn

Former Post Office boss Alan Cook telling inquiry he had no idea that the PO could initiate its own prosecutions has to be one of the feeblest excuses of all time. He literally had no idea how the business he was running operated

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Can't wait to enter Victoria Atkins world where NHS waiting lists going up is a sign that NHS waiting lists are going down

This is so lovely

In which KP loses his mind. Best travel by armoured vehicle

Well that was a fairly desperate first half from Spurs

Jake Berry has just discovered that neither Australia nor New Zealand are signed up to the ECHR. The clue might be in the word European

My dear friend and comedy partner Phil Nice is 70 today. We're doing a show called 'Oof' in Edinburgh this year, a cross between Waiting for Godot and Morecambe and Wise. Do come

In which Susan Hall yet again proves she is both a fantasist and a clown. This red sign exists only in her dreams

It’s the Tories that are talking the UK down. We are world leaders. Above the US. Above China. We bow to no one in self deprecation

According to Gillian Keegan, the bill to make it illegal for rough sleepers to be smelly is all about supporting them

Now I want to hear what the Church of England has to say about Isabel Oakeshott

Jesus has just been substituted on Easter Sunday

Wondering when Matthew Parris might think my time is up

Is there anyone who hasn’t been given an honour? Asking for my dog

Oh no! And it was going to be so close

Not sure the IEA claiming that Liz Truss didn’t crash the economy because she wasn’t given the time to do so is quite the slam dunk they imagine