John Lyon
@JohnLyonTweets
This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
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https://twitter.com/i/moments/1008205375907225600 21-11-2011 01:00:43
135,1K Tweets
17,8K Followers
9,4K Following
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
Just Bill
@WilliamAder
I'll be here all weak.
Trey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy
I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
Jack Boot
@IamJackBoot
The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Boyd's Backyard™
@TheBoydP
I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Grant Tanaka: Honky
@GrantTanaka
Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦
@SaltyMacTavish
In the name of the Earth & the Wind & the Fire, amen https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Kellalena
@topaz_kell
Make me laugh & I’ll love you forever
Benny 'Bluesky' Rollins
@citizenkawala
Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'
ilovedyourdad
@millersarah47
Billionaire. Dreamer. Liar. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things. Positive vibes only Animator, Character designer
Festus
@neledmax
Lots of great and funny re tweets with a few of my crappy one's mixed in.
Nickelforward
@NickelForward
I follow funny people and basketball. The link below has my tweets if you are interested 😊
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒 🌙✨
@the_lalalandd
INFP - Sigma | Ambivert | Bluesky: thelalalandd | instagram: the_lalalandd | @lostingoodvibe lil boo 🤍
CashewQueso
@cashew_queso
On today’s episode of I have no idea what I’m doing… https://t.co/p2R6kolXhT
Alicia
@AliciaAgain4
I toggle my Avi between salty & sweet
Steel💀Bams™🥓🧀🏈👑❤️🔥🕷
@TimberBams
ɪ 💖 @whatyadrinking_ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙʀɪsᴋᴇᴛ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴍᴀsǫᴜᴇʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜ,ᴄʜɪᴇғs,ʀᴏʏᴀʟs,ᴏsᴜ & ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs ғᴀɴ ♡
Inconvenience Me
@InconvenienceMe
Fellow American down on his luck
MMMMMMark
@ReturnOfDaGoat
I was gone for 3 years, don’t know why I came back.
Cheech’N 🦄
@CheechooTrain
i’m so rare that no one believes in me
OneToothTe𝕏an
@OneToothTeXan
🇺🇸 • artist • smart-ass • 🚂DJT💨 • patriot • 🇺🇸
sour girl
@wee_vag
don’t turn away what are you looking at
Joe Rotten
@IrreverentJoe
I'm irreverent to lots of things. Religious faith is not a virtue. I do revere the process of #science. Pedantic. #beer #libraries
🏳️🌈 Jen 🟧
@jenneedsasmoke
A safe place for wanton silliness. #Pride #Ally https://t.co/pDQ9Iusy5Z
Shawn Carlow
@shawncarlow
Writer/Producer. Kimmel/Deon Cole's Black Box/Fallon. Joke, sketch, script writer. And now book writer -- People of the Titanic, coming fall of 2024!
Dan the mensch
@danistheword_
Rescuer of dogs. Eater of cheese. he/him. ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸. dvgeebees on discord and 🟦sky.
Eldritch C Sonder
@c_sonder
#SocialJustice/#TransgressiveFiction writer & part-time cat furniture. If you see something going sideways, say something, do something. #wecansaveourselves
Xuxa Xenia
@XeniaXuxa
Post poacher Avid Bitcher rage tweeter half assed parent and okayest daughter ever. And not to brag or anything but I’m Canadian.
Melanie
@MelaniePoupou
In orbit always. https://t.co/RpiOCPg8j7
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩🎩
@TheMysteryMan46
*Retweet account* for @jumperjohn1976
The Anxious Cat 𓃠
@iPhonePhobic
A terrible supercat who graduated from 'Foot in Mouth' University with high marks.. Let me have a smoke and come back to you on this.
Turgid Verse
@gullyvuhr
I drink scotch, read poetry, and know things | ENTP | Prior military | Virgo in love | Expert in Data | Outlaw in Peru
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Giles
@Giles1St
So I am Saint G. I got locked out of my account so I think I'll start over. https://t.co/Iwu9IkJRtU
Bella 🌺🏖
@BellaBeBeaching
Somewhere between heaven and hell I found myself.
TheMentalRecess
@amentalrecess
Everyone needs a mind recess. https://t.co/ac4wrIUlsW
Tom Macy 🏳️🌈
@TommyMacyV
Let's have fun! Followed by @MorgFair/Photog/DM 4 DMCA/Visit #AntiPoliticalZone :click LATEST 2 see many of my favorite tweets.🌊
Amy
@AmysGotBirds
Just checked off another box. Satan owes me a favor now.
Katie
@_ugh_whatnow
Currently eating waffles or nachos depending on the time of day. These are all jokes. Unless I'm talking about food. The food stuff is DEAD SERIOUS.
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
@VibesBummer
where’s beth?
ES
@ESXIII
“The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.” - Robert Heinlein
Swedish Sweetie
@swedishsweets99
She had this weird habit of being herself all the time, that's why not everyone likes her ❤ https://t.co/edU4yGApAa
Lady
@_ladygooch
•:• Bounding through life with the audacity of a wildflower •:• Outdoorsy •:• RBF GOAT 🏆 Karaoke Royalty •:• Not very friendly •:• 🚫 DMs plz
EmoG
@gmanwashere927
https://t.co/j249Ifq8Go
Herb The HR Guy
@HerbFromHR
Don’t let the glasses and suit fool you, I’m a sex machine. Debbie Gibson is my true love
Topher
@toe_toph_tofu
Do my fellow imaginary creatures also struggle with crippling self-doubt? https://t.co/6xusy9Z5h4
Mumnipotent Ruler
@MumOfTw0
Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
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@Lipgloss_3
all pictures, words, thoughts, daydreams and wonderings are mine 🤍
Mr.Carter
@dexteristwisted
Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful
Spellbound
@Spell_boundd
Perpetually tired girl mom ♡ lover of naps, pretty skies and cheese ♡ ***I don't answer dms***
Vic Pinto
@VicPinto_
little jokes • Free & Accessible Mental Health Peer Support meetings at @MHCspaces
Eric Idle
@EricIdle
No Homework. No Podcasts. No Xing. Twitter on.
donutfallinlove
@donutfallinlove
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖
@SundaeDivine
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤.
XOSchitzo
@XOSchitzo
I write bad tweets bc I'm good at it; disappear for years & return like nothing; steer clear of cults (unless they're bad ass); & skip words. Discord: XOSchitzo
The Curious Optimist
@VitaeArcanum
A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎
@RavenBrood81
delicate fucking flower
JodingersCat-astrophe
@JMoneySlimer
If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat
Always Around
@_Always_around_
Gracias por Nada
erin chack
@ErinChack
my hair is long now. writing: @newyorkerhumor, @mcsweeneys, @monsterchildren and more. always looking for new bylines.