hilarious

Very interesting and important post.

That time when FDR sent his paperwork and a check to the IRS head Helvering because he couldn't figure out what he owed and asked Helvering to figure out what he owed

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Mapping Virginia's territorial claims over time

me to the government: no broo I swear I don’t make that much money i promise you bro 😭 😬

me to my landlord: I make so much money big dog you know I’m good for it just let me live here bro you don’t have to worry about me fr I promise 😤🤝

Because I never explained otherwise, my son spent a good stretch of time in his childhood thinking that a vice principal at a school was there in case the principal was assassinated.

I’m calling for a continuefire until Hamas is eliminated.

Taiwan is already independent.

👀 White House shared the readout of Biden-Netanyahu call today to the “political strategy” mailing list.

Reader, who shared email, said this seems to be first time the office sent out a foreign policy related call readout ⬇️

Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA), when asked for his view of Israeli PM Netanyahu and whether his government should change its strategy in Gaza:

“You don't have to agree with every leader's views ... But we have an opportunity to stand with Israel ... That's what I've decided to do.”

Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed

“there is no higher priority in Gaza than protecting civilians”

It’s utterly perverse to demand that Jews fighting for their survival prioritize first and foremost the welfare of the people who want them dead

The Americans who will mark six months in Hamas captivity on Sunday be damned, apparently.

Biden is now responsible for the continued suffering of the hostages in Gaza.

Biden is doing everything he can to compel me to vote for Trump.

With a yellow cap

Honestly don't know how to earn that 5th star

Two volumes!

My favorite twitter account is back in business