There’s some truth in this.

That we have to fact check this as a parody and not a real statement tells us a lot.

Everyone outside of Leafs nation: 100 assists is better than 70 goals.

Everyone inside Leafs Nation: Please god can we make it out of the first round.

Wild scenarios in the Eastern Conference

The McDonald’s PlayPlace is shaking rn

Currently listed for $749,000 in Colorado Springs, CO

“We are going to ask to go to the door on your left for secondary screening”

St. Peter speaking with O.J. Simpson recently at an undisclosed location.

Prime Captain of the #Leafs Dion Phaneuf was a KILLER

#Leafs Forever | #MapleLeafs

Ooooooh 66 incoming

Ok, I’ll allow that.

Get a confusing and contradictory response from management at Intact Insurance yesterday, ask for clarification today and boom the nightmare never ends.

Thank god the millennials saved us from Bonnie Tyler.

Did McCabe do the Mitch Marner back skate tilt?