you should have to pay for parking

We're going to get an NFT-style 'oops, sorry, that was stupid' institutional course correction about AI chatbots eventually... all I ask is that we speed it up.

sorry but this is the hottest a woman has ever looked

always sunny managed to predict the average twitter couple back in 2006

i have always been of the opinion that 'high schools need to teach taxes' is dumb clearly that take is wrong because no one, including people who work at news orgs, seems to know how taxes work

knicks eastern conference champions confirmed

just watch baseball. this is what baseball is and why it exists

this is the guy in the rabbit suit from donnie darko

dog bites man, nobody's talking about it, man bites dog, suddenly everyone's talking, what's up with that twitter.com/BrandonRichard…

not only is this weird to say it's also wildly untrue

Long Island pizza is unmatched if you can accept that you'll never know with confidence if the shop was open on Jan 6th

The future of gay rights in America hinges on whether or not Caleb Williams is actually good at football

fucked up that i immediately clocked this as long island

Speaking neutrally here, if you can only uphold your opposition to Biden by unconvincingly lying about the GOP’s plans, people aren’t going to be very convinced to take your side.

I miss when there were like... a bunch of websites