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Jonathan Dean

@JonathanDean_

At The Sunday Times; wrote a book; text me in a crisis

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linkhttp://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/culture/ calendar_today24-01-2009 13:21:52

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People say this app is awful, getting worse by the day. Everyoneā€™s losing their minds and the owner is a nightmare. Yes, sure - totally. 100%. But without it, would I have even laughed this week?

People say this app is awful, getting worse by the day. Everyoneā€™s losing their minds and the owner is a nightmare. Yes, sure - totally. 100%. But without it, would I have even laughed this week?
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Is it just me or has The Killer got about 17 lines it feels are absolute zingers but almost entirely fail to land? What a flat load of technically proficient nothing

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Properly adored THEATER CAMP ā€” up there with the best of Christopher Guest, a sharp, wry satire on thespians young and not so young but with its heart absolutely in the right place. Itā€™s proper feel good ā€” with two bonus people from The Bear ā€” and ideal for much-needed positivity

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Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans. This'll be the last package I ever send your ass. It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans. This'll be the last package I ever send your ass. It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
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HUGELY recommended The Curse - the Nathan Fielder/Emma Stone/Benny Safdie show. Sort of a gentrification satire rolled into a white saviour satire rolled into a bit about small penises. As close as I can remember TV getting to Brass Eye in years - episode one is on Paramount+

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If I had to introduce myself at parties as a ā€˜common sense tsarā€™ whose job is to ā€˜tackle wokeryā€™ I would quite simply never go out again

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The new health secretary Victoria Atkinsā€¦.

ā€˜Her husband Paul Kenward ā€¦ is chief executive of one of the worldā€™s biggest sugar companies, British Sugar,ā€™ reports The Times

The new health secretary Victoria Atkinsā€¦. ā€˜Her husband Paul Kenward ā€¦ is chief executive of one of the worldā€™s biggest sugar companies, British Sugar,ā€™ reports The Times
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Looks very much like one of those awkward moments when you go for a handshake but the other person isnā€™t into it so you try to style it out with a thumbs up

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My boycott of Iā€™m A Celebrity is going to be easy considering Iā€™ve literally never watched a minute of Iā€™m A Celebrity

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Ridley Scott: I didnā€™t need historians to make my Napoleon epic

The 85-year-old director of Alien and Gladiator is Britainā€™s most outspoken film-maker. Just ask him about superheroes, politicians, critics or historians | āœļø Jonathan Dean

thetimes.co.uk/article/ridleyā€¦

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Iā€™m flattered, happy and limitlessly scared to say that my debut novel GOING HOME will be published by Sceptre Books in May 2024

Iā€™m flattered, happy and limitlessly scared to say that my debut novel GOING HOME will be published by @SceptreBooks in May 2024
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Surely, call me renegade, it would simply have been better to have someone ask him these questions in the actual doc?

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ā€œRob got into the bed with me and Emma ā€” to give me a cuddle.ā€

Life with Robbie Williams sounds a lot. My interview with GUY CHAMBERS

thetimes.co.uk/article/robbieā€¦

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ā€œI mean, I introduce myself to people with a straight face as ā€˜Emeraldā€™. Iā€™ve had to get thick-skinned about how absurd I am as a person.ā€

Really enjoyed meeting EMERALD FENNELL to talk class, voyeurism, Saltburn, Bo Burnham and ketchup

thetimes.co.uk/article/emeralā€¦

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