Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says no matter what he does and how many goals he scores, he cannot win a trophy. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Go and join Bayern Munich. That should pick you up. They always win trophies”. Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor...

Barcelona unveil the next part of their Spotify sponsorship deal with Canadian goregrind band Biological Monstrosity being the next artist to feature on their shirt.

It'll be worn in next week's El Clásico.

On 14th April, the day after what would have been my brother's 46th birthday, I'm running my first (and, probably, last) marathon to raise money for CALM in his memory.

If you're able to, please donate.

justgiving.com/fundraising/jo…

David Seaman introduces the first #Versace Icons collection for men.

#Versace

I can finally add to this list.

“What's the charge? Suffering financial losses? Five years of financial losses?”

What an adventure! After 351 days I've finally finished my attempt to run the entire length of Africa! And I'm reliably told I'm the first ever person to do it!

My next challenge is Manchester Marathon to raise money for CALM, please sponsor me!

justgiving.com/fundraising/jo…

The football equivalent of Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day is the Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer fight and Steven Taylor's sniper handball happening in the same match.

I enjoyed the first few levels of this but then it started to go really, really weird.

Andy Collins, a good pal of Ally, is running the London Marathon in a few weeks to raise money for Mind. If you're able to, it would be great if you could donate.

2024tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/andy-collin…

“As far as team news goes, the big story from here in Jerusalem is that Jesus is back in contention after making a miraculous recovery from his recent crucifixion”