Restart the clock

I think your city has much bigger problems than illegal parking but great job I guess

This is awesome

This man can’t keep anything attached, sakes

Marketing for the new Fallout show is just wild

Welp

Good human stuff right here

Understandable

This absolute dipshit threatened a city council because they haven’t passed a meaningless ceasefire resolution, these people are idiots

I can’t wait to ratio Jarvis with this

Spanish food cannot be that bad

At no point in this video from the Jimmy Buffett tribute at the Hollywood Bowl can you possibly predict who they will show next

After completing the season I must report that it’s great. Not without its flaws but it’s fun and captures the atmosphere and setting of the games really well. Already renewed for a second season which I now can’t wait for. Would definitely recommend.

I like how academics who complain endlessly about colonialism are happy to colonize the Spanish language to satisfy their own ends

*at the pearly gates*

St Peter: on April 11th, 2024 you tweeted: 'i would have put a baby in joan of arc and slaughtered enough English for the whole family'

me: yes

SP: oh fuck lmao you're in

B A S E D

“Let’s just be friends”