“I got us tickets for the David Copperfield show in Vegas”

Saw Bradley Cooper’s car today!

My cat is doing the Puma pose!

Me after buying an electric fly swatter:

my album 'funny songs & sketches' is out today! and as a special treat, here's the first music video. it's for a dumb little country song called 'unless...'

today is the day!!!! my album is out and you can listen to it with your ears. hit this link to choose your preferred way to hear it: 800pgr.lnk.to/Kwaczala

I’ve never been so depressed!

Jon Favreau walked, so the Bear could run!

Ok let me get this straight these Hollywood writers can afford to buy a Honk-O-Meter and they’re asking for MORE money?

I got my picket sign ready for the week!

My Twitter feed right now is 90% different Clint Eastwood accounts posting pics of Clint eating brunch or Clint shopping at Whole Foods.

The biggest news of the day… the baby hummingbird came out of the nest!

We have Steven Spielberg’s “The Fabelmans.” The story of a young filmmaker’s complex relationships with his father and his mother. It got 2 thumbs up from Siskel & Freud. All kidding aside, I loved the movie, but I preferred the original title: “Oedipus Directs”

Anyone need 7 Jimmy Buffet tickets for Vegas tomorrow night?

I will take literally any offer