'Worm says there is a dead conspiracy nut surrounding its body.'

I was going to joke about this protest, until I searched Twitter and found out a BofA associate just died after working four consecutive 120-hour weeks.

The guy is apparently former military, with a wife and kid.

Life is too precious for this shit.

Rest in peace, brother.

I would go further.

If you convert Khan's lead into Japanese Yen and map it against the inflation adjusted price of short grain rice in Latin America from 1967-69 then, assuming Mercury remains in retrograde and the Yankees win the World Series, it's a tough day for Labour.

‘Dear Garrick Club,
For the decades we have been members we knew the club excluded half the human race & we didn’t care. But now it’s public, & we’re embarrassed, so please change the rules that didn’t bother us last year.
Yours insincerely
Hypocrites Every One of Us’

Translated from PR-speak: 'Heavens to betsy, Sting, Mark Knopfler, Stephen Fry & 'leading actors and producers' have only just discovered–Only. Just. Discovered–that they club they've belonged to for decades bars half the human race.' Either that, or they're towering hypocrites.

‘the black dress shirts popular with divorced men hitting the club’. Kapow!

I’m assuming the invitation has been rescinded.

Kristi Noem fails to heed The First Rule of Holes. (When you’re in one, stop digging.)

Also, Kristi, hun, top tip for ya: on balance, people don’t like to be referred to as ‘livestock’.

I thought the story was gonna be be 'it's AI :(' but it's actually a much more interesting tale of online folklore/urban myth. Worth a read!

No dino left behind.

‘SHOUTING IS NOT A DISCUSSION!’ he *checks video* shouted.

Jeez, authors, says @PENAmerica, stop whining about genocide and focus on THE MONEY!

Those absurd writers, using the word 'genocide' to describe *checks notes* genocide. We at @PENAmerica are the ones who know how to use words, not those ridiculous *checks notes again* writers.

Oh, those ridiculously childish writers, responding 'emotionally' to mass murder. What ridiculous naivete, says PEN America

The menu on the left offers a ‘Don’t Care’, and it’s clear the woman on the right has just drunk a six pack of it.