The cat has signalled her displeasure at having just spent 7 days banged up at the cattery by getting into her litter tray yet managing to pee all over the floor. Now she's wandering about howling at everything.

Oooh look at us lot, having a fab time!

Here's a really good one - written by the best!

Ah - now here's a book to warm the spirit. Just what we all need right now!

Twitter on my computer is (thank goodness) normal and full of people I actually like but on my phone it's weird and includes postings from folk like Mr. Musk and other unconnected oddbods. Why is it different? Confused of Twickenham. xx

I'm wondering what's in R. Tichenor's will.. Has he left a load of dosh to the lad on conditions that will cause absolutely heaps of glorious trouble for years to come? We can hope.. #TheArchers

Now my challenge to all PP followers is to share this to at least one other person in your #writing twitter who might want to be published online. 75 word stories. (I'll be checking you've done your homework in the morning) paragraphplanet.com #writing #flashfiction

Wordle 824 2/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 yay!

Wordle 818 3/6

🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 814 6/6

⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨
🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 one of ‘those’.

Wordle 808 3/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 798 3/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 pleasing.

Wordle 793 3/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It's August. FFS. Please don't offer me Christmas decorations ('adorable' or otherwise) Just NOOOOOO!

As we all know, Parky was from Yorkshire, as was David Bowie's dad.

This is a corker 👊

Wordle 788 5/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 took a while.

Wordle 781 3/6

⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 779 3/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 774 4/6

🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 er.. ok.

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my beautiful castle!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'