Someone from Piers Morgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

Today in 4; warships, rivers, mud, naval officers in dress uniform, single track riverside path, carrot cake, hot chocolate, blue skies, rainbows, low flying planes, sunshine, tired legs, happy smiles.

The finishers. #BM100

If you know you know. Legendary.
#BM100 #smalleuropeanwoman

Clearly the UK is locked in to #bm100 & the icon Jasmin Paris #smalleuropeanwoman outcome 😎🙌 This is now my Friday. Please do not expect much out of me otherwise. Thankyou in advance for your understanding

Great to get along to see the official opening on CCWEL today, led by local primary schoolchildren. Crazy how long it's taken. Also crazy: a car was driven at me on the way there, and two vans were parked on the marked route at Haymarket on the way back. More please & soon!

Best Seat on the bus

To celebrate this announcement, I’m offering a signed copy of the lovely new edition of CHOCOLAT to someone on my feed today!
RT and follow to enter. I’ll choose the winner at random. (Draw closes at midnight.) #Vianne

It's a beautiful day for some legal action.

My first red trail (I fell off but it still counts), lots of hot chocolate, and every bike can be a gravel bike at the windfarm. Tired legs and a happy weekend.

I prefer my Saturday night entertainment on the tv, not on the street.

Who needs a national anthem when you've got an unofficial one like this? #SCOvFRA

Excellent evening listening to the fabulous Sara Sheridan talk about her latest book. Can't wait to get started (chapter 1 done already...)

A very important campaign to ensure all our children grow up safe. All adults have a role to play.

Two hours at Canada Woods, transferring all the mud off the trail to me and Foxy. Lots of deer in the wood, looking baffled by the daft woman riding in the rain. Perfect Sunday afternoon...but apologies to everyone in M&S on the way home for the state of me!