For someone who has zero interest in baking, I sure can watch the hell out of some Great British Baking Show / Bake Off.

Give me allllllll of the episodes

#GBBO

I have read The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore for 4 Christmases in a row and I laugh out loud every single time. 😂 So so so good.

Once upon a time, people saw my tweets.. and then they didn’t.

So is reality. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Staying adequately hydrated is not a life skill that I possess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The level of price gouging done by ticket resale websites should be illegal. They are absolutely ruining the concert ticket buying experience for fans. 🤬

Hey Elon Musk

Can you buy MTV and make them start playing actual music videos again?

I think many would support this. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can someone please explain why we keep changing our clocks for DST? Who does this benefit? Does anyone actually like this crap?

I wish they’d just leave the clocks alone in November so we don’t have to be exhausted for a few days in March.

Please say there is a legit reason.

Discovering a phenomenal band/artist and leaning fully in was the best decision I made last year…though it wasn’t much of a decision. I was engulfed wholly. Immediately. All consuming.

I had no choice. It completely overtook me. I regret NOTHING

#sleeptoken #worship

The Caesar salad from Panera Bread was the most disappointing rip off I’ve ever ordered.

$9 for a handful of lettuce and a dusting of Parmesan cheese. Doesn’t even come with chicken.

Sadly, I think that was my last time ordering from Panera. Ever. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Seriously… screw that damn Farmer’s Dog commercial for making me sob tonight.

Sometimes I wish my brain didn’t brain the way it brains.

Some of you know exactly what I mean. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I kind of feel like I hit the lottery when I crack and egg and it has a double yolk. 😂

Streaming now!

Incredibly awesome to hear Jose "Metal Ambassador" Mangin playing #sleeptoken on #testdrive tonight. #octanetestdrive

Would LOVE to hear Sleep Token in regular rotation. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Hey Netflix A giant eff you for canceling 1899 🖕🏻

But by all means, please keep spending a basquillion dollars to produce mediocre films like Grey Man. 🙄🙄

Get your shit together.

#1899Netflix #1899series

Who did this? Hahahahahahahh 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️