Park has reached maximum capacity. One person needs to leave

Carmen Christopher

Should my dad get spikey hair Sorry wrong account

Everyone who runs this account has perished

Didn't realize our social media guy was lost this whole time. But we just found most of him so his family can have peace now 🫶🏽

Hi please contact us. we're missing a bunch of these

They should let JP staff writer Sarah Squirm be a cast member on SNL 👍

Despite the numerous rumors floating around, our penny pressing machine is not out of order. It only works if people put money in it

If you see an ant please kill it. There’s no way that thing paid admission

About to reach maximum capacity. Need one guy to leave

Our brontosaurus fell down and it’s actually really sad

Wake up in the morning feel like p diddey!

(Hitting the elf bar) oooooo eeeee my mama don’t love me and she likes everyone!

Kinda have the feeling working here that any time - if they feel like it - the dinosaurs could go crazy and shut this park down/make us flee the whole island

We have captured David zaslav

Accidentally killed a guy. It wasn’t the dinosaurs. I went inept mode and just kinda screwed up and I’ll take accountability for that. Just a heads up

Dinosaur fucked my wife let’s get this viral af

When the dinosaurs are on bad behavior we show them an image of an asteroid

Did someone lose 40-90 loved ones

Can’t believe how lucky i am to work here. Just saw our new plant!