#Translation

If you aren't convinced there's an even number of gumballs in the jar, then you must be convinced there's an odd number of gumballs in the jar.

#FalseDichotomy

#Translation

What are endogenous retroviruses?

#Dumb4Jesus

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What is confirmation bias?

Also, what is projection and irony?

#DumbAndProud

#Translation

My name is Steve, and I have hookworm.

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Why was the U.S. declared free from polio in 1979?

Is it because vaccines work?

No, it's because the executives at big pharma decided they had enough of your money to go to Bora Bora for a couple decades before manufacturing the next plandemic.

#DumbAndProud

#Translation

Yes, #Cult45 has made me a much nicer person -- but only to those who share my delusions.

#Translation

Trump failed when he encouraged people to protect themselves from a virus that has killed 61 million people around the world.

#DumbAndProud

#Translation

I'm in a cult.

Are you?

#Cult45

#Translation

Race is a social construct.

Therefore, alleles frequencies do not change in populations over successive generations, God poofed humans into existence one day, demons are real, Jonah lived in a big fish for 3 days and Balaam's donkey talked to him that one time...

#Translation

If you misuse dating methods, as Creationists so often do, then you won't get realiable results...

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I feel better about rejecting the science of evolution if I just call it 'adaptation' instead....

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My religion is more important than my family.

Re: Eucharistic miracles.

Why would God perform such obscure miracles in this way?

The most plausible reasons? To bring people back to the faith, or to assist the finances of a struggling church.

It is wishful thinking and credulity to think they confirm the #Bible .

#Translation

Why Scotsmen who don't haggis are not TRUE Scotsmen

- by random blue checkmark #826219

#Translation

There's no greater work than teaching babies to fear my imaginary friend.

#Translation

Stop acknowledging how unscientific people are being unscientific.

#Translation

'You'll get there one day', said the smug, scientifically illiterate kid eating boogers and sniffing glue in the corner..

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If you ignore the other instances of fused chromosomes in other species, then humans are the only ones with fused chromosomes.

Sincerely, #NotAGeneticist