The world's fastest swordsman, Guinness World Record holder, Isao Machii.

You like Aquarius.

Y’all need more black friends in real life. I just know dozens of people saw this and gave the thumbs up. Zendaya has boots on. C’mon.

Asked my pops if he wanted anything from the pupuseria spot in Houston and he smooth thought I was trying to buy pussy 😭

I’m loyal to a fault, otherwise I’d be getting a fresh edge up with this kurta for tonight’s wedding.

C: “Are you going to Indian or Pakistani wedding tonight?”

Me: “Pakistani, but its tonight so I can’t do customizations,”

C: “You have the baggy pant they will like, but we dont want the Kurta to be too plain. I think we have something,”

Me: “this is mad comfortable, perfect,”

This came out of a faucet on the North side of Flint, Michigan YESTERDAY!!!

So, tell me again….the water is fixed right?

the continuation after meemaw is fighting for her life is SENDING me 😭😭😭😭

2015.

MFs worried about TikTok and a box of cereal is $7. Let’s talk about the shit that REALLY matters

This world is heading to a very dark place. We are cooked

Look what that money make a bitch do

People born between 1984-1999

Brunch in Houston>> anywhere else.

I can get down with this. I would make a minor change:
- instead of using cheddar cheese, use shredded Parmesan-reggiano cheese and mozzarella

Silence

i know Pac in Cuba trippin

Getting served by your boyfriend while cheating is crazzyy work…😭💀

😂😂😂😂😂

hot people have a deep history with this mixtape