I wish Biden cared as much about our Southern border as he does about the Ukraine/Russia border. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Confirmed: watching is not as fun as playing.

Raw tide

70 million pissed off Republicans.
0 cities destroyed.

Think about that one for a minute.
🇺🇸🇺🇸

colleges saying they “can’t afford” to cut tuition costs for online classes like lmao just take out a loan it’s what y’all told me to do

professors right now are like “I know this is a very stressful, and hard time for everyone” and then add 12 assignments, 2 essays, and 3 tests

Are people really still scared of Covid? Lol

We say “trust God’s plan” all the time but MAN it is so hard sometimes when you can’t see the bigger picture

From the bottom to the top, that’s a nice dream. How you make it out? I had a nice scheme. I gotta go to work.

We can’t date if you’re not good at cornhole. I’m tryna run the boards at family functions

Eyes full of tears and a heart full of pain. Take deep breaths every time I hear your name. I gotta go to work.

Nancy Pelosi says she got “set up” by a Beauty Parlor owner. Maybe the Beauty Parlor owner should be running the House of Representatives instead of Crazy Nancy?

Merica.

When I wished that my life was more exciting back in January this is not what I had in mind

The year just started and i'm already at my absolute breaking point

Merica.

Merica.

Governor should call in the National Guard in Wisconsin. It is ready, willing, and more than able. End problem FAST!

Replacin’ Trump with Joe Biden is like shittin’ your pants and then changin’ your shirt. Merica.