Anyone making a joke that Red Lobster is in hot water should be banned from social media for life. Be better you hacks.

The Edmonton Oilers won me $3.65, what a sweet team.

What about the Utah Collared Shirts or the Utah Comfortable Footwear or the Utah Door Knockers.

Duchess Gummybuns Maybe just 'The Knockers'. There's something there. Need to drill down a bit more.

Duchess Gummybuns I'm trying to think of a pun involving cheddar biscuits and I've got nothing...

Duchess Gummybuns Edmonton Oilers I was kidding about the money unfortunately ... but didn't they win 9-2 yesterday? But if I could time travel boy I'd clean up.

Duchess Gummybuns The true Canadian dish is pizza sauce, cheese, cooked ham, and pineapple.

No one should desecrate that.

You know what doesn’t belong on a ham and pineapple pizza? Jalapeños! You’re not edgy you’re ruining a good thing.

Duchess Gummybuns What in the SHELL? How did they get themselves in a pinch? I always thought they made pretty good cheddar!

Duchess Gummybuns Where will I turn when I get my monthly craving for microwaved seafood?

Shawn-Micheal Smith Duchess Gummybuns Soak on it and see what you come up with

Duchess Gummybuns Shawn-Micheal Smith That name's been tossed around. I think no matter what they're called, I'm calling them that 😂😂

Duchess Gummybuns Wait, are they in the Red? I was hoping they would be butter than that, claws this is just sad.

Fearless Fred Let’s try NEW taxes! Where we don’t pay them till the government makes life livable again for regular people.

Duchess Gummybuns Edmonton Oilers I took the Oilers by 7 yesterday and won $15,483.

Duchess Gummybuns Crabsolutely.

Duchess Gummybuns My fave local pizzeria puts *banana peppers* on the Hawaiian and it's AMAAAZING

Duchess Gummybuns It's that shrimple.

🇨🇦 Scott Alan Edmonton Oilers Wait what does that mean and why didn’t I make that much???

It’s so much fun shit talking Golden Knights fans in Vegas!