Ya gal wrote a new book. So if you like smutty romance with a touch of psycho and a sprinkle of comedy..... Here's your new favourite read!

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Also retweet because tbf, just tryna secure the bag and I spent no less than 181,000 minutes on this..

This is difficult.

I have been researching the subject for at least five years. The results of my experiments are entirely empirical. I am not sponsored; I have no commercial or political affiliations. My conclusions are scientifically rigorous.

Oven chips are shite.

Thank God it's Friday

Can we start a petition for Mars, Incorporated to return the Mars Delight because I think about them daily?

Balloons are gonna blow up in 2023 🤩✌️

'Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon'

This is the kinda tweet that gonna cause another PannyD and I just want restrictions dropped so I can fuck off to Vegas, get fucked and get hitched bruh.

“approved” “accepted” “congratulations” all 2023.

Literally the first tweet after me posting about only fans .... Sorry @Ward13Ethan

'nuva pandemic pending, pandemic of people pissing me off. I just wanna get half-naked and make balloon set-ups on OnlyFans and get rich enough to bag my house. 2023, imma do it.

What is the greatest tweet of all time?

Me whenever Ethan starts getting lemon.

Halloween was a vibe.

Woke up. Found out Rihanna has new music. Cried. Listened on repeat..

What Lucerys should have done after arriving at Storms End #HouseoftheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp10 #HouseOfTheDragonfinale

Same Hun

Am crying 😭😂

You can only save three...

Stop letting people who are at war with themselves… destroy your energy 👏🏾

What a weekend. It's mad that this is my ACTUAL job. WTF? Dreamy.

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