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Also, 🔥Liz Truss’s autobiography extracts have just dropped … and it’s clear it’s going to be an absolute banger

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

In this tiny extract the Queen dies - and Truss is moved to ask “Why me?”

Hey buggerlugs. BUGGERLUGS! Eh, you. What’s yer name, handsome? What’s that? Speak up! Keith? Eh, t’be fair ye look like a Keith. I like yer hair, Keith. D’ye want a drink, Keith? Naw? D’ye no like a drink, Keith? Or maybe just no wi us? D’we scare you? D’I scare you, handsome?

Waitrose Comely Bank car park is closing for TWO MONTHS. Disaster. I will starve.

So I've 'gone paid' on Substack, which means I'm no longer writing for free. What can I say? Hacks gotta eat.
thejaggythistle.substack.com/p/your-invitat…

So I've 'gone paid' on Substack, which means I'm no longer writing for free. What can I say? Hacks gotta eat.
thejaggythistle.substack.com/p/your-invitat…

A drubbing awaits in the general election but the first minister can still prosper if he has the courage of his convictions | ✍️ Kenny Farquharson thetimes.co.uk/article/the-sn…

Much wisdom here, including this: ‘There is a crying need to remedy the current echo chamber-generating situation where “civic Scotland” and “grant-funded Scotland” are the same thing.’

Lots going on here, but remarkable that Scottish Tories are only seven percentage points above Reform.

A drubbing awaits in the general election but the first minister can still prosper if he has the courage of his convictions | ✍️ Kenny Farquharson thetimes.co.uk/article/the-sn…

Dear SNP, this is the most bullshit press release I have ever seen.

Our obituary for Professor Peter Higgs, the Edinburgh-based physicist who won the Nobel prize

thetimes.co.uk/article/840a22…

We owe children an apology for the state of the nation, says Caledonian Road author Andrew O'Hagan
bigissue.com/culture/books/…

Peter Higgs, hero. From the Times obit.

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NEW: The SNP is 90 years old this week and can learn from its history.

My column in The Times and The Sunday Times.

thetimes.co.uk/article/045002…

Got the good Scots word sheugh into The Times. Very pleasing.

I'm sorry to hear Peter Higgs has died. He was my neighbour and we chatted about this and that.
What I never told him was that seeing him pass by James Clerk Maxwell's house, shopping bag in hand was, for me, like watching Einstein walk past Newton's apple tree.