JK Rowling naming an Italian character

Congrats to the NYPD for somehow managing to make most of America feel sympathy for Ivy Leaguers. Incredible achievement

What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.

Columbia's web page discussing its regret for calling in police to arrest students in 1968 is displaying a warning about limited access due to NYPD on campus arresting students.

May Columbia never live this down.

Not sure NYC has enough cops, probably should close a few more libraries

I am inevitable

I dunno, maybe the cops are the good guys here. I just can’t tell!

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

As an alumnus of UC Berkeley, I really want to emphasize to the administrators of Columbia University that just ignoring the protestors is a valid and time-proven option. Do you know how many Lesbian Domestic Violence Awareness Villages I just walked around?

People are laughing at this but he actually is naming a dinosaur here

Cheers was canceled due to woke

They lost the next game by 36.

Columbus Police exactly one year ago when dealing with armed neo nazis vs today when dealing with college protesters.

I dunno I think we should give the police more money

This fucking rules

Out of curiosity, when was the last time massive student protests turned out to be on the wrong side of history, and the state using police violence against them turned out to be right?

well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!

I've seen no credible reporting of actual antisemitic incidents at the UT Austin protest. What I can tell you is that I've reported on numerous neo-Nazi events and Greg Abbott never once tried to put any of them in jail.

The Gaza death toll is over 34,000. Likely much higher as Palestinians continue to uncover mass graves. The devastation is incalculable. It feels like there's no end in sight. So, please remember to center the real victim in all of this: a Columbia University business professor.

Discussing vacation plans with my wife