forget the keyboard, look within your soul: are you letting yourself down?

One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it

i get this is a bubble but what does a carbonated sugar water company need generative ai for

look at your keyboard and log off

the “Look between H and K” thing has no meaning, it’s working because hitting the reply button on a tweet boosts engagement

this app is just so broken

I mean, he did still make a point. He just made ours for us

each stop is one of the blacksites where she tortures the poets

the word ‘pretty’ is just so perfect for that word, never seen a word that is so exactly that - like they really popped off when they were writing the dictionary

gonna sound cringe but go do something today to appreciate your good health if you have it:

even just take a deep breath through your nose for all the times your nose is blocked

omg so shocked they repeated a pattern damn so unexpected

incredible scenes for oxbow lake fans

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

There should be a blue plaque here

sparkling water is spicy in a white people kind of way

In order, where have you lived?

• 3 Courtney Way, Cambridge, CB4 2EE
• 5 Richmond Rd, Cambridge, CB4 3PP
• 65 Lavender Grove, London, E8 3LR
• 20 Peacock Cl, Royal Leamington Spa, CV31 1AZ
• 739 Sammon Ave, Toronto, M4C 2E3
• 34 Epple Rd, London, SW6 4DH (Current Address!)

Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.

Just added a book to my 5 stars list: The Trading Game by Gary Stevenson.

The audiobook is read by the author and it adds a lot to the story too.