I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

It's really cool that Letterman is on Instagram now just having a good time making dumb jokes. It's like he misses being on TV but doesn't need the job anymore.

Doctor’s visit recap:

Health care is definitely broken. But it’s NOT the doctors.

I’M SAYING THIS LOUD AND CLEAR.

I just exited the doctor’s visit where I was so angry about filling out 7000 papers, having the MA ask me everything all over again, and so much more.

But the…

I saw a volcano erupting in Iceland 3 weeks ago but this was cooler

Bear peeked and turned to stone 😢

No words

Mt Etna doing her vortex ring party trick 😍

I know it's not exactly a hot take but wow this new Beyonce album is special

Post a picture you took of a sunset. No description

Apparently it's 'post a pic of yourself at 19' time again. This was at the 1984 Cherry Bowl, and yes, color photography had been invented by then.

Everyone in New York is saying that the earthquake felt like a big truck driving by, so maybe they should look into that?

Frosted Mini Wheats

There's no way this will work. People want to be able to read magazines on the toilet.

Ashley Winter MD || Urologist My personal fave is moxifloxacin because it sounds like one of Peter Rabbit’s sisters

Teething doesn't cause fever, runny nose, diaper rash, or diarrhea