can you think of any other impossible things like “Tell the rain not to fall / tell the sun not to shine”

Not to get killed by a panther

what is a small persons favorite food? mussels! i know this is not very funny.

bills weakness is gold

THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD

knock knock
who’s there?
ignore the cow

BE QUIET MARY!!!!!

Why was 6 scared of 7

Because 7 has a pointy edge

Are you doing a poo?

YOU'LL SEE

knock knock

just ring the bell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes to a doctor's office and says 'Doctor, I'm a chicken.' And the doctor says 'No you're not.'

a lion agreed with a monkey
but the monkey tipped a barrel of bananas on him,….

a cow goes to the pub and the man said do you want a pint of water
the cow said no

... Sorry for the MEGA hiatus. I've been doing laundry or something. Anyway, I'm back! Xx

a fish is driving a fish tank and he says...

i cant drive

What has 8 legs and a grandpa head?

An octopus grandpa!

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LADY AND A POOING?

A POOING LADY

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish. It's just normal.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAIR WITH TEETH AND EYES AND FINS

A CHAIR SHARK

WHAT DO BABYS WANT FOR CHISTMAS

ALL THEY TEETH

what did the banana say to the uther banana?

Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!

No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.