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Linda Tirado

@KillerMartinis

author, writer, photographer. backwards in heels and half blind to boot. absolutely no time for your bullshit but all the time in the world if you need a friend

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linkhttp://lindatirado.substack.com calendar_today29-05-2011 22:12:00

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Reminder: Israel got another $3.3 billion in the final government funding bill passed (checks notes) 21 days ago.

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Folks we have nearly won, nobody expected this today but the man has gone ahead and said that if we just don’t give him money he’ll go away

Now: do we have a plan to have him take down like the ten closest people to him as well

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1. Fabulous part about being blind is I never have to argue about horizons, I can’t see much anyway how would I compute the curvature of the OH FUCK EQUATIONS EXIST

2. Inoculate me more vaccine daddy

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Okay so I know that I learned this due to my education but there’s this thing called economies of scale

Totally possible I got retconned with the “facts” that are “demonstrably provable” so I leave the window open for you to be more wrong more loudly

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Hi hello are you feeling alone right now?

I’m just out here, dm me your number and I’ll dial you

(Many people will tell that when I said that I meant it)

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Hey everyone have you seen this man yet, he’s real sure about gender and what babies do to one’s body, could someone clap for him and then also if this man is your cousin could you come pick him up, he’s in a whole situation that’ll need some family to fix

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Dear sweet baby deity, never ever ever put that on me, I’m a worse person than your neighbor, the only reason I’m named Linda is my father had a massive crush on my mother’s best friend and she was called Linda

I’m making the best of what I have to work with, ain’t a saint

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Linda Tirado(@KillerMartinis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi hello are you feeling alone right now?

I’m just out here, dm me your number and I’ll dial you

(Many people will tell that when I said that I meant it)

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