…To die, to sleep;
To sleep perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When the Juice is Loosed from this mortal coil,
Must give us pause…

Lefties were 0-13 with 4 K's and 1 BB vs Bryce Miller

They just told him

Classic move to use the Tommy John epidemic to distract from the A’s disgraceful move to Sacramento, which was a ruse to take eyeballs off the Shohei/Ippei situation, which was used to get people to stop making fun of the see-thru uniforms, which followed an offseason where no…

Get ‘em Cammy.

The way Mariner coaching can take literally any relief pitcher and just say “throw sliders” and turn them into a useful player but cannot for the life of them teach their hitters to solve that same approach is basically this old Jeff Sullivan post lookoutlanding.com/2011/8/11/2358…

Go M’s

The world is still Good.

Never forget that Nelson Cruz was much more than just a designated hitter.

Team HoF or bust

Harry Ford would be a higher-ranked prospect if he would just smile more.

Tired: come to Seattle, there’s no income tax
Wired: come to Seattle, sports betting is legal

Big month for UK disappearing acts.

They only rolled this bad boy out for March or September Madness (9/11).

Very cool but he should be singing This Place is a Prison instead. #ForksDown

What a trip.

Tim Beckham THEN proceeded to bat flip Chris Sale twice on Opening Day.

What a time to be alive.