Ain’t the beer cold.

Is: Drew are you being a bad listener?

Drew: yes.

All day.

When is 16 carriages coming to Spotify????

What I learned today is I can spend $315 a week for a total of <10 hours of before/after care at a center OR pick one of 97 karate options. That’s it. Those are our options because we are 95 on school provided aftercare list. God this is ridiculous.

B popular opinion in our house.

Female artists win every single category in the main telecast at the #GRAMMYs for the first time ever.

Jay Z out here standing on business for his wife! THANK YOU JAY.

“Got more GRAMMYs than everyone, but hasn’t won album of the year…”

We love the Grammys so much and id like to start my 2024 Grammy tweet spree by acknowledging dua lipa’s red carpet look. 🥵

Me on Monday when I send my 4th email reminding (telling) people to do what they’re supposed to.

The kinda winter weather I’m talking about!

Idk man, if Dawn Staley isn’t at the top of your dream coach list as an aspiring college basketball player I gotta see the list

Actually called “find my dumps”

In todays parental achievement: got my 5 year old to wear a shirt to school that did not have a Dino or monster truck.

I don’t tweet much anymore but the Jon Batiste documentary on Netflix hit me so hard. I am so glad I watched it. Music is everything.

Not twin day. Not planned. Just the right vibes. I’m still on the right. But this is RJ. He is one of the most well rounded, authentically wonderful humans I have ever met. He doesn’t have social and will never see this but anyone that sees my tweets should know how great he is.

Twin day. I’m on the right. Classic mix up.

We’ve always been a self happiness over everything group but one of the big kids sees mom and the group chat goes nuts. We miss you Dr. Michelle Campiglia loudoun is so so lucky!

And every year it’s true perfection.

I just can’t imagine what it’s like to be so incredibly oblivious.