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KRiKiT

@KritKitney

Recovering Lawyer. Artist-in-Waiting. AutieADHDer. Bit sweary. Left leaning. Cats for pets. She/Her. #EnoughIsEnough

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Hey RonniSalt , what is it that you call this guy? The Perfumed Poop? The Pompadour? The “Rub-your-nose-in-it whilst-not-anything-constructive”? 🤔

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Hey FOX Sports you forgot to include Greg Norman in your 1-hr “complete” run-down of the last 50 yrs. You know, the guy who STILL holds the 24-under tournament record for since 1994.

Why are you trying to erase history? 🤔

Hey @FOXSports you forgot to include Greg Norman in your 1-hr “complete” run-down of the last 50 yrs. You know, the guy who STILL holds the 24-under tournament record for #THEPLAYERS since 1994. Why are you trying to erase history? 🤔
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Hey Ewan Porter, re: Schmelzel on the 8th out of the bunker at Blue Bay - hitting yourself isn’t a penalty anymore 😅⛳️

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First Nations People get sent to prison for Barnaby’s sort of public drunkenness. Some of them then die in prison. But according to Peter Dutton we must show concern for Barnaby.

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When Joe Hockey was talking about Leaners, he was talking about the likes of this guy, and the LNP, who all believe that they got to where they are on merit and hard work 🙄

When Joe Hockey was talking about Leaners, he was talking about the likes of this guy, and the LNP, who all believe that they got to where they are on merit and hard work 🙄 #FuckingGrifters #auspol
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Perhaps Ian should just mind his own business? Perhaps Ian could also be a little less creepy. Perhaps Ian could stay away from the beach if people at the beach doing their own thing make him “uncomfortable”. 🤷‍♀️

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It’s so nice how Wayne “Radar” Riley loves Rory. His on course commentary is lovely - he soooo wants Rory to do well. Heart warming, even when Rory doesn’t comply 🥹⛳️

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Hey Google Maps
It’d be great if you could stop sending delivery drivers to the back lane instead of my street address. They’re too dumb to work out that a back lane isn’t a street, so if you could help, that’d be great. Thanks.

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Hey Woolworths, if you’re going to partner with at least give the driver the “driver instructions” telling them about street front addresses and not back lanes. It’ll save them sitting in a back lane wondering where the doorbell is 🙄

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Awww jeeez, I dunno. How about the banks and corporations take a tiny fucking hit to their profit margins, like ordinary, everyday people have been forced to do?

Reserve Bank of Australia Australian Labor

Awww jeeez, I dunno. How about the banks and corporations take a tiny fucking hit to their profit margins, like ordinary, everyday people have been forced to do? @RBAInfo @AustralianLabor
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The commentary on the 14th about the read of the Woods’ putt was so off base, completely ignoring that Tiger’s “yeah see, you’re starting to see the game now” was directed to his daughter.

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Christ, this Eyebrow guy isn’t very good, is he? I’d be embarrassed if he was representing me, and I’ve only watched some of it.

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Haha, FINALLY!! 🤣🤣
I’ve called her wilfully obtuse with an ugly heart before; she’s obviously feeling extra racist today 🤷‍♀️

Haha, FINALLY!! 🤣🤣 I’ve called her wilfully obtuse with an ugly heart before; she’s obviously feeling extra racist today 🤷‍♀️
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Polls haven’t even closed in WA so I guess we can safely conclude that Australia is a despicable, embarrassingly racist backwater

Polls haven’t even closed in WA so I guess we can safely conclude that Australia is a despicable, embarrassingly racist backwater #Referendum2023
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