I have been so sick this week, sorry to those who have sent me texts! My assistant Hanna is still reachable over email 🩷

The really hot Latina MILF Jehovah’s Witness is at my door again and I won’t fall for it again!! Last time I opened my door so fast lol

As many of you know my ebike was stolen 😭

I need to raise the money for a new one asap🙏

So if you've wanted to see me there's no better time.

Videos available also!

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I’ll be your new secretary starting today.

Running some errands and a cashier saw the stamp on my hand and made a joke about how I must’ve been clubbing all weekend long… had to tell him it was a fish convention 🤣

I’ll be your new secretary starting today.

🤓 Where are people getting glasses these days? I only ever wear them around the house or when I’m flying and don’t want expensive ones since I break them easily! Do people get them online?? Help

Off to get us ✨snacks✨

I’m gonna be creating an engagement group for Chicago providers. If interested, message me! 💖

The Beyoncé album is incredible but I think I was expecting something a little more honky tonk

Off to get us ✨snacks✨

Good morning and free Palestine 🇵🇸

I am not “avail rn”, I am coating aquarium rocks in epoxy resin while watching The Sopranos

I can be enticed to do a mid April SF trip for a duo dinner with Rose Gibson // SF… we can sip wine and I will of explain the retell the story of Shegar’s horsenapping in great dramatic detail

Good morning ☀️