My superpower is being invisible

🌷It's #SPRING and love is in BLOOM!🌷

Walk along the creek with Leila and Tate in #Shine : A #Prohibition Love Story. Will their love bloom or die because of rival #bootleggers , family expectations and lurking evil?

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#romance #KindleUnlimited

Natural Light My time to shine!
#NattyMerchDrop
#Sweepstakes

if your penis looks like someone else's, is it called a dopple-wanger? 🧐

No lies here.

Why the fuck do men even have a seat at the table when the topic is abortion?

It is possible to have boundaries and still aim to be kind.

Strap On Anal Lesbians is the working title of my next power ballad...

'Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.'

My Southern charms include knowing the perfect casserole for any occasion.

Always debating which one of us is the monster.

Some of the trolls on here, should
have ended up in a cum sock.

I’m wearing two different anti-perspirants today and one smells distinctly better than the other. So, in short, the line forms to the left. My left.

Welcome to your 50s. You can no longer see the instructions or open packaging.

I'd Rather kill myself

'The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then to pick it up.' - Bob Uecker