X's incentive structure is defective to the point of being broken, Elon Musk, and is chasing long time users like me away for good:

This Moon train better not violate the Endangered Species Act.

I keed I keed. The only species that's ever lived on the Moon is Americans. 🇺🇸

Which will cost less per mile and be completed first: California HSR or the train on the literal moon?

Jail all rioters.

Y'ALL STILL HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT THE MUSTARD WATER

Ahhhh, Old Twitter. Where the left and right took turns dunking on this cheeseball every other day.

How much will your clothes cost after Lincoln frees all of the field workers?

Finally earned a block from the Malaysian hermit who somehow keeps your attention as a commenter on American politics.

How convenient: so is Biden.

'Her fight is our fight,' said the shut-in from his Malaysian apartment.

Nividia announcement made me update an old classic

Fame just don't last long
You can take it from me
I've been singing in these damn woods
Since 2023

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The WH staff when Biden gives remarks on the situation in Niger:

It's been hilarious to see NBC go all-in on 'Latinx' only to abandon it and pretend it never happened when the polls came out