Got my new Bee Card. How cool!!

Going to try a new challah recipe today. Wish me luck. Although my current record is working well. Still feeling the high of Matt’s seal of approval

Joyeux noël à tous (yes I’m struggling)

My pronouns are click/collect

Ding dong merrily on high! In heav’n the bells are ringing!

I almost burnt my foot on a George Foreman grill. Yes. Like Michael Scott. Moving on

Someone tbf lost about this much money on my table last year whilst I was wearing a Greggs jumper (the same I’m wearing this year actually)

Tell me you live with other dealers without telling me you live with other dealers.

Home poker tournament soon!

Not to be that guy, but…

If I get hit by a car I don't have to choose between death or being hundreds of thousands of pounds in debt with no way out
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I’ve moved to Manchester 3 years ago and I still get Droylsden and Dresden confused

If you dealt roulette you’d know. 17 times table. 3 chips on a split pays 51

Seeing punters in the street feels illegal

I just did a 16-hour shift