the legacy lives on

no way they unsuspended this account LMFAOOO

yo

eboys comfort their egirls like “babe dont be sad :( im sure you will be in the top 1% of OnlyFans soon”

if ur up rn i hope you realize

if i had a girlfriend and she told me to block every girl’s phone number on my phone, i would. sorry mom but a guy like me has priorities 🤷‍♂️

will my demons ever take a day off

🧫🔬👨🏻‍🔬ahhhh just as i suspected...... it will never get better

if i had a girlfriend and she did not like my moon sign i would simply go back in time and tell my parents to conceive me on a different month. idk just the kinda guy i am 🤷‍♂️

me

if you ever laced your shoes like this, legally i cannot trust you

when X Æ A-12 starts crying grimes and elon gonna put him in rice over night

this is how i win.

X Æ A-12: E-E-E-E-

Grimes: omg his first word!! he’s going to say Elon!

X Æ A-12: E-E-Effective. Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗

simp this simp that i simply just want to cherish her forever