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Autoplay, in all its forms, is the devil's handiwork.

I get headline click bait, but this is absolutely not what the Court ruled. The actual ruling was so much narrower than this, that either the headline writer is too ill-informed to have the job, or is doing it on purpose.
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I have no thoughts whatsoever on Dylan Mulvaney, but it does my heart good to see InBev take a beating. Drink local beer y'all, it's good for you.

This update provides important bug fixes and security updates for your iPhone including:

•Pushing hands emoji does not show skin tone variations

OK, I can see why this required pushing an iOS update. What would we do if...sigh. I can't even pretend for the sake of sarcasm.

Friends, a new MEGATHREAD is here!

In 40 tweets I will explain 40 useful concepts you should know.

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Dear Twitter, I'm sorry to say you're my New Year's resolution. We have a toxic relationship, and you're turning me into something of a misanthrope. I don't like that. So goodbye for now. Let's see if this lasts past January 10...

No argument containing the notion that vaccines could be 100% effective is worth even addressing. No treatment is perfect, and any real discussion has to be about higher or lower levels of risk. Vaccination does not fully immunize me from negligence, it just improves my chances.

Before citing the Nuremberg Code to stand for any idea you're blathering on about, please learn what the hell you're talking about. And no, UFC commentators are not an acceptable primary source for your research.

Jussie Smollett Claims He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered babylonbee.com/news/jussie-sm…

Right, this is pretty basic. I think the more important issue is whether the company chooses to be guided by the spirit of the first amendment. They're not obligated to permit heterodox and even fringe ideas, but will they choose to? That's the meatier question.

Just don’t do this.

If your family brings up politics this Thanksgiving, immediately and loudly shout facts and opinions about Otto von Bismarck. Don’t back down. They say Biden or Trump, get angry and rant about Bismarck. It’s up to us, people

A surprising number of people who claim to have law degrees appear to believe you can appeal an acquittal.

It's going to be a very busy day for Bad Legal Takes.

Remember when everyone you knew was a virologist? Good news! They're all experts in courtroom procedure now.

They never tell you in law school how much of your time as a practicing lawyer is spent figuring out why Word is adding an extra, blank page to your document.