And finally, after so many efforts that just never quite worked. Our new screening results reports are colorized by risk level and the report gives a numerical risk score. Guys, your goal is a sheet full of green and a score of 2.

Before anyone gets all, Laura hates men, and is just being hurtful.

No, I'm actually trying to help both of us with these tips. Save you from failing or having to explain lies, saving me time.

Your name is Jason Martin Peters. (Hypothetical)

Telling her your real name is Martin Peters, Jason Martin. Hoping it works and saying 'oops, I forgot to tell you I go by Martin' or I hate my father so I use my mother's maiden name which is Martin.

Don't be these guys

Things that don't work. Using your favorite fake DOB. Invariably something easy to remember so you can remember your lie. Some of my favorite fake DOBs are 4/31/YY, 6/31/yy etc, 7/7/your real year of birth, the first day of the month, the list goes on.

Things that don't work. Listing the company you worked for ten years ago as your current employer.

If someone asks you for your employment history it's like an attorney cross-examining you in court. They already know the answer. The question is your honesty.

Things that don't fake screening number two. Covering up your address.

Total waste of time. Everyone's current address is in a database somewhere.

Things that don't work - Trying to give your driver's license information to a companion with the characters backward. Either in a mirror or with software.

As though there isn't software that can't strip the characters from the image and turn them back around,