Laura Emmett(@Laura_Ogden) 's Twitter Profileg
Laura Emmett

@Laura_Ogden

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calendar_today16-03-2009 19:32:00

1,0K Tweets

113 Followers

259 Following

Dani Fernandez(@msdanifernandez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every year yall say “what did Kevin’s dad do to afford that house”
Um what about his mom? Am I to think a woman with this many pantsuits is a homemaker

Every year yall say “what did Kevin’s dad do to afford that house” Um what about his mom? Am I to think a woman with this many pantsuits is a homemaker
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Dan Hett(@danhett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

an entire generation of people are suddenly reading again, bookshops are coming back to life, authors are getting paid

truly and from the bottom of my heart please shut the fuck up with this gatekeeping nonsense

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Joanna Hardy-Susskind(@Joanna__Hardy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Tory party glancing sideways at Boris are in need of the type of robust advice women in their 30s have been giving eachother for years:

Yes, your appalling ex can, occasionally, be funny at dinner parties.

No, that’s categorically not a good reason to give him another go.

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trash jones(@jzux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i can’t wait for when taylor swift & travis break up & she sings fifteen at a concert and goes “In your life you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team, I didn't know it at 33” and the crowd will foam at the mouth losing their fucking minds

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Gary Lineker(@GaryLineker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Marching and calling for a ceasefire and peace so that more innocent children don’t get killed is not really the definition of a hate march.

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Gina(@ginamartinuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A non-famous working person losing their entire salary due to an assault allegation is *not* comparable to a famous multi-millionaire losing monetisation on one platform due to multiple corroborating allegations stemming from a legally-sound, professional investigation.

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Jemele Hill(@jemelehill) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rupert Murdoch is worth roughly $8 billion, went to Oxford, and arguably has led the most destructive media force in journalism history. Him acting like he’s not a member of the ruling class is just insidious.

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Hal Cruttenden(@Halcruttenden) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, if you’re a sex predator, there are two ways to keep yourself safe from cancellation: You can create a right wing conspiracy theorist following, who will call your accusers liars and say it’s the Deep State trying to destroy you; or you can be a member of the Royal Family.

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Andrea Junker(@Strandjunker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $248,900,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $153,100,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $104,900,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

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