During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad.

But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it.

3 major issues.

Doesn't look the best but this lamb curry is peng ting. Got the recipe from my Grandma.

Every Liverpool game recently has been on a knife edge for months. We haven't looked our normal selves until today. Back in the title race! It's not over yet.

Do any primary schools take a photo of you at your desk then you pay for a lil magnet? The amount photo companies charge parents is obscene. It cost like £3 and my parents didn't have to remortgage their home.

About forty kids within my phase ran the Mini London Marathon yesterday and I've never seen bigger smiles on their faces. Good luck to all the runners today especially those in education. You've got this! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Eight hours, two grandads and a leak in the roof later, stage one is nearly complete. Bath is plumbed in and most of the tiles are off. This is not fun.

Mum has rocked up with snacks for the bathroom workers.

Bathroom Twitter! I need your help again. We can't decide on tiles or even a colour scheme. Pretty please let me see your bathrooms or help me with some inspiration? No sweet potato surprise though as that's in the kitchen. 🤣

First week back and I can't even move. Safeguarding, trips, new uni students. Amelia's folks are down to help us smash up the bathroom tomorrow. Even got myself a posh wine glass. Cheers you gorgeous lot!

I love a school trip but getting sixty little ones on and off packed public transport is stressful. Oh let me just place my foot on this massive tube gap Mr Braganza. I need a stiff drink.

I'm taking Year Two to the Science museum today. None of the kids know me so I can surely pop off for some fried chicken and wine for lunch right? They'll never know I left.

Long way to go but COME ON LIVERPOOL!!!

Mum don't buy any more cereal for the girls. They've got 5 boxes already open and we've got no storage left.

My Indian mum:

Been dreaming about prawns and mussels all day.

The level of anti-Muslim hatred in the last 24 hours is absolutely disgusting. Fuelled by those right at the top. I'm so sorry you all have to face this right now. Sending love to all my Muslim brothers and sisters.

Britain's Strictest Head Teacher (tm) in The Spectator celebrating the legal ruling that she is allowed to ban Muslim students from praying and asserting her right to ban *all* student groups and associations. Specifically black and LGBT+ groups

Eating a fry up for dinner is an elite level meal.

Three samosas. Then use them as a frisbee to throw at each of the interviewer's heads.

After months of behind the scenes work, I’m so excited to reveal our new name More Than Flags and Rainbows, a non-profit that will support schools with LGBTQ+ inclusion.

Through training, advocacy and support, we aim to make everyone feel safe and happy in school.

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