Leon in NJ on a Hill (@LeonInNewJersey )

Leon in NJ on a Hill

Bio Comedy NY Mets & Giants fan mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%…. avi by @riotgrlerin. I love teaching students w/ ASD
Location New Jersey, USA
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Account created 08-02-2020 02:18:15
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iPhone : “you changed” bro i— wait. really? bro i didn’t think u would notice. put on this new outfit just for u. come here bro bring it in big hug

iPhone : [Two silhouettes appear at the mouth of a garbage chute]

Two guys: *heavy breathing*

Rick James: Fuck that couch

- Family Guy: Star Wars Prequel

iPhone : [marketing dept meeting]

ceo: we need a slogan for our new line of robes

guy 1: you've tried the rest, now try the best

ceo: been done before

guy 2: you've tried the rest, now be our guest

ceo: ok better, anybody else

me: you've tried the rest, now try getting out of bed