my life is in shambles

the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards

So did some random guy come to all of your middle schools to do yo-yo tricks for an hour in the auditorium for no reason or was that just mine

I think he has. 14/10

Hey Siri when is the men’s gymnastics on

when I say 'don't perceive me!' I don't mean it in a quirky way I mean it in a literally do not think about me and I want to be trapped in a log cabin in the middle of the woods and have everyones image of me be erased from their brains

deff getting worried about all these covid variants, if college taught me anything once u start seeing greek letters everywhere u need to run

just woke up. gonna need some time to process this

The CDC said my mom can drive us to the mall but your mom has to pick us up

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

Pee after sex so you don’t go to UCI or whatever tf they said

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

Drivers License would have destroyed my life if it came out when I was 17

We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

i am sorry. for not having many thoughts lately. sometimes no thought. is a beautiful thing