Every college student knows the importance of 11:59pm

u could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G

Me when my professor won’t round my 64% to an A

In college any 'free time' you have is actually just you procrastinating

My “eh I get paid again soon” attitude really gets me and my bank account in trouble

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

Alexa, finish my degree for me

*gives up college for Lent*

'You may have chosen us — but we utterly reject and condemn you.'

New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern condemned the perpetrators of the terrorist attack in Christchurch, which killed at least 49 people. cnn.it/2TUsCyA

In college u just gotta accept the fact that no matter how much sleep you get you’ll always be tired

High school: 'assigned seating is so stupid'

College: 'why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday'

College students: “we’re all in the same boat”

The boat:

*A Grade* gpa raises .001
*C Grade* sinks gpa, future and the titanic

Me in HS: Yea I’m involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 4 sports teams.

Me in College: So good news, I’m passing

RIP to my gpa/immune system/sleep schedule/bank account/life/me

College students are thankful for 3 major things:
1. Getting over 8 hours of sleep
2. Finding a really good parking spot
3. Group members who actually do work

In college you have to get over L’s real quick because another one is due at 11:59

HS students worry about grades... imagine not knowing your grade for an entire SEMESTER in a class you are paying for