Sometimes you just need to start walking into the ocean until it swallows you whole it's called girl time

my god people do yourselves a favor and get a sense of humor.

*current mood*

look between my index and ring finger

no one more nonchalant than a canada goose sauntering across six lanes of traffic with zero fucks to give

they'll write about you forever, scorpio.

Why is it when you tell someone you had a dream about them they assume sex? Like no dude, I killed you

is it pronounced nike or nike?

sipping on coffee and wondering if i should sacrifice you under this full moon

sorry i sliced your arm off i thought you were cake.

Be the reason why he has to hide all the knives in the house.

•walk your walk let the haters talk•

Naps: you get to have a little bit of unconsciousness, as a treat.

Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛

happiness doesn't mean the absence of suffering. it doesn't mean the darkness completely goes away. it means i've taken back the power from everything that wanted to drown me.

When they say they will be there for you and actually are there for you

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny... then all of a sudden you know trigonometry

Feeling cute! your move, body dysmorphia

just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

Live each day like you didn't commit a felony the night before.