Hereby conduct this meeting to order.

Wait, wait, wait… this is good news. Annoying that people will have to wait for the website copies, but if Target has the variants we will get ALL FOUR BONUS SONGS ON DAY ONE! This is a win, actually!

Love this doggy

thinking of how in all too well she's so adamant about REMEMBERING everything, every little detail, and this new lyric is just like. no, i wish i didn't remember a goddamn thing

I promise you this is not only possible and likely, but not even that hard. As an author, I know lots of peers who have signed similar (or more!) in tip-in sheets for upcoming book releases. It takes a few months, but it’s very doable. I’ve also done it (on a much smaller scale).

This print is so tiny, LOL. We are never beating the unhinged allegations.

i have such a fear that if i ever meet and have a photo with taylor this is what it would look like

The messed up nerves on my broken leg surgery scar say the weather is about to turn. I haven’t had such intense phantom nerve pain in a while.

Some dogs never see these places

I’m wheezing.

Omg, Taylor is a Swiftie?! That’s so cool!

What a dork aww

One of our neighbors set off fireworks (in April???) and that’s a major anxiety trigger for little Padfoot. I feel so maternal playing white noise to drown out the sound and snuggling her close. She’s not even shaking now! I’m so proud of her.

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

I can only forgive this horrific fumble (that butterfly-winged into the worst possible ending) because these two ended up falling in love in real life anyway and are now married with a baby.

I’m so excited for the album drop. This will be Mom’s first drop as a fully baptized Swiftie. She was a dedicated fan before, but she’s Crossed The Barrier now and I’m so excited to share the first listen with her!