LisaMarie
@LisaMarOz
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31-12-2018 12:29:22
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-Four Seasons, good morning. How can I help?
-GOP here, we are looking for a place to hold our press conference. We'll pay $10k for it.
-Erm...., sure Sir. We do that AAAALL the time. I'll reserve a nice spot for you. How would you like to pay, credit card ok?
#FourSeasons
-Yes Sir, we have booked the Four Seasons for the press conference
-Great, is it a nice Hotel?
-Hotel? Oh, shit... Call Guiliani. Too late? Oh well, it is what it is...
#FourSeasons
As a German it was always difficult to answer 'How could Hitler happen in a civilized society ?'.
It's very easy now: 'Look at what Trump has done to the US'
#Election2020
#TrumpMeltdown
Tip for older people:
Exclude your children and grandchildren from your will.
Maybe this will improve COVID numbers
#COVID19Vic