How does one acquire the occupation of professional Otter tickler

Unity in our time!

Lost in the coverage of the Ukraine funding rule vote today and the threat to Speaker Johnson's job, which is real enough, is this: an overwhelming majority of House Republican supported Johnson on today's rule vote.

This isn’t a good look… redstate.com/jenvanlaar/202…

Meet Ace! Although this giraffe calf looks little – he is our biggest giraffe calf born to date, weighing a whopping 196 pounds at birth! He is certainly growing nice and strong and is up to 240 pounds, towering more than 6 feet tall.

Two worst members of the Democratic caucus and it’s not really close.

Poor grammar/word choice should be a red flag to your Columbia overseers. Most would opt for “REINSTATE.”

Why does the backlog of immigrant visas continue after so long? State can stop anyone new from applying, and it's had 3 years to get through the COVID backlog. What gives?

Feel good Friday. Maine gun store owner adopts calf that was rejected by its mother and left alone in the woods
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1) The Met sucks

2) Apart from not being funny, this is like a Monty Python bit where various apologies are issued for things and the sacking of those responsible is announced. And then more apologies and an announcement that the replacements were also sacked.

Don’t you hate it when you shell out $$ for the fancy matzah only to get home and discover it expired 3,760 years ago

Looks like someone fucked around and now someone is finding out.

Literally last week Biden (accurately) warned that Trump's tariff plans would increase inflation.
Then yesterday Biden promptly forgot his own warning, raised tariffs himself.
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'green text people'

The federal debt is massive abd unrestrained and Elizabeth Warren is talking abt group chats. Amazing.

Beachgoers helped a stranded shark back into the water on a Florida beach

This thread seems to have a lot of typos and “bailing” might be one but to be clear it’s “baling” hay not “bailing.” Love, granddaughter of people who adopted retired race horses and has, for sure, baled hay.

The Washington Free Beacon also noted in our note to CPI that we uploaded a resume to their job bank, denuded of any identifying information, and watched it appear online moments later.

Applicants described themselves in the following ways... An intelligence analyst for a U.S. government client described herself as 'a highly qualified Intelligence professional with over 5 years of experience in the Intelligence Community…TS/SCI clearance with Full Scope

The Washington Free Beacon reached out to them this morning to let them know we planned to do a story but wanted to ensure all the information was removed beforehand. We got a call from a PR rep who challenged the assertion and hung up on us. The information was removed shortly thereafter.